Gove

A small hardened piece of faeces which clings to hairs around the anus and is difficult to remove.

Michael was unwilling to partake in anal sex until after his bath due to a stubborn Gove.

by Javid-19 July 4, 2021

Gove

A particularly budget cocaine that is the only 2% pure, 3% rat poison, 30% laxative and 50% Novocain. Difficult to stomach and prone to making you talk shite. Typically found on the streets of Westminster. Too much may turn your hair piss-yellow.

“What you looking for? Got some high quality primo stuff”

“Nah I gotta take it easy tonight, have a budget committee in the morning, just give us a Gove”

by TomatoDude June 9, 2019

Gove

Can be used in place of Gave.

i Gove the man the bread.

by Dr Alexander R Brown July 31, 2018

gove

To systematically and deliberately attack the foundations of someone's existence, starting with their education and moving swiftly on to dismantling their human rights.

We're going to gove 90% of the electorate - give it 10 years and we'll be able to get all of the prols back into workhouses!

by Feedmecakes June 6, 2015

gove

To vomit uncontrollably. The symptoms produced by reading about the nauseous behaviour of Secretary of State for Education Michael Gove.

I woke up the morning after the London riots to find someone had goved all over the doorstep.

by SadLondoner August 21, 2011

gove

Someting which does not fulfill expectations

"That oral presentation was gove"
"I'm having such a gove time at this party"

by Mellis23 June 15, 2006

Goving

Getting drunk off wine and creating art, commonly painting. It is most commonly done in Europe

My son Jacob the 15th is known for his goving ability.

We gaved with the neighbors yesterday.

We will gove in two weeks when we go to Europe.

by Govinglover420 January 24, 2021