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working out with gorillas 

A motivational imagery technique used to drastically increase your interest and stamina while working out at the gym.
When I’m low on energy and drive during my sometimes repetitive workouts, I just imagine working out with gorillas and then I’m super pumped!

naked with gorillas 

A surprisingly common subject of people’s dreams not usually spoken about due to the subjective degree of embarrassment of the dreamer, depending on who you’re telling the dream to.
There I was in my dream, proudly graduating from my doctoral program and when I went up onstage to receive my diploma from my doctoral chair, suddenly I realized that I was up there, entirely naked with gorillas!
naked with gorillas by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

going gorillas 

What Kanye West's niggas do when they are in Paris.
Got my niggas in Paris
And they going gorillas, huh!
going gorillas by themethod May 29, 2012

Gorillas in the mist 

When someone takes a particularly stinky dump followed by a steaming hot shower, all with the windows closed and no bathroom fan.
Jacob: “I wouldn’t go in there if I was you...”

Mark: (enters the dense shitty mist that now fills his bathroom) “Jesus Jacob, what is this? Gorillas in the mist? You could have at least opened a window!”

having dinner with gorillas 

A useful, go-to mental technique useful to increase one’s tolerance of otherwise intolerable social events.
When I’m stuck with people who are exceedingly dull, I’ll pretend I’m having dinner with gorillas and suddenly I’m having the time of my life!

Going gorillas 

To go absolutely and uncontrollably crazy both mentally and physically, akin to a gorilla fight. The outbreak usually ends within minutes but results in massive amounts of property damage. May also refer to:
1. The mating practices of gorillas during mating season, where competition leads to fierce, testosterone-fueled fights over dominance of the region.
2. The establishment of territory by the use of excrement.

Not to be confused with going ape shit, which refers more to the psychological attributes of the act rather than the physical intimidation.
My roommate is going gorillas flipping beds and intimidating guests.
Going gorillas by Silverback112 December 9, 2014