gothtarded
gothtarded by jacob k reist December 14, 2006
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godtarded
Tina is godtarded. She told me, "Dinosaurs are a trick of the devil because the earth is only 6,000 years old." I think she was home-schooled that way.
godtarded by Anony_mouse_776 December 29, 2008
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Gothtard
A word created by the combination of two other words, "gothic" and "retard".
The "gothic" style can be researched elsewhere, as can the term "retard".
"Gothtard" is a derogatory word or insult.
It implies that a person is a idiotic / insipid / stupid / moronic person who portrays a "gothic" personal style.
The term can be applied to both poser-goths and actual goths, though it is more commonly used to insult the poser types by both the goths and non-goths alike.
Many people (especially old-school goths) refer to todays "emo" movement as a plague of misdirected, ill-informed, depressed, poser "gothtards" since the "emo" movement attempts to derive several style elements from the gothic style such as facial piercings, raven black hair, a wardrobe dominated by black, and refrain from "average" society. However, it idiotically neglects many "key" gothic features.
These two movements are distinct, and should not be confused.
The "gothic" style can be researched elsewhere, as can the term "retard".
"Gothtard" is a derogatory word or insult.
It implies that a person is a idiotic / insipid / stupid / moronic person who portrays a "gothic" personal style.
The term can be applied to both poser-goths and actual goths, though it is more commonly used to insult the poser types by both the goths and non-goths alike.
Many people (especially old-school goths) refer to todays "emo" movement as a plague of misdirected, ill-informed, depressed, poser "gothtards" since the "emo" movement attempts to derive several style elements from the gothic style such as facial piercings, raven black hair, a wardrobe dominated by black, and refrain from "average" society. However, it idiotically neglects many "key" gothic features.
These two movements are distinct, and should not be confused.
1. No grandma, that guy buying the band hoodie at Hot Topics isn't not a "Goth guy"! That's some miserable, wannabe. Just another silly gothtard.
2. Suzy portrays all the goth "criteria". Dresses the part. Listens to the part. Usually talks and acts the part. Conversing with her goth friends she chimes in "I want to travel to all 4 continents!". Her friends mumble "what a gothtard".
2. Suzy portrays all the goth "criteria". Dresses the part. Listens to the part. Usually talks and acts the part. Conversing with her goth friends she chimes in "I want to travel to all 4 continents!". Her friends mumble "what a gothtard".
Gothtard by Me in Atlanta March 17, 2009
godtarded
Someone who lived a normal, decent life who becomes an extreme born again. They believe in miracles of otherwise common healing, faith healers, etc. The worst I have seen of this is within the Catholic church.
Cindy chose a limited education, though married to a successful man but found religion which caused divorce and heartbreak. She doesn't practice what she preaches but that seems to be tolerable within her new-found faith and now does not associate with anyone out of her church group. She became godtarded.
gothtard
A movement started in the ninetys where kids wear stupid black clothes and wear facial makeup of a black nature, usually common with pale skin. Motto: We hate love, We Love Hate.
Most common side effect: Depression
Most common side effect: Depression
gothtard
gothtard by Tru Steppa January 20, 2008
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