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The art of manipulating the Toyota schedule to give yourself a day off because the Toyota month ends on a Monday, but everyone gets a day off the next week for a holiday.
Jim took his normal day off this week when everyone else is working everyday because he is working the following Monday to close out the month, but everyone gets a day off on Thursday for the Fourth of July. That is gossing at its finest.
Gossing by Gossing June 29, 2019
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gossing is when they offer you news without asking.
he speaks to me of this and that without which I asked, he is gossing me.
gossing by mappimo March 17, 2020
Gossin, In Ireland, a slang word for “boy”, from the Norman-Irish word garsún, meaning young lad.
Tell that gossin over there to fetch me another pint o’ Guinness!
Gossin by 75Flatfoot May 14, 2018
The act of loving the VTuber Amelia Watson unconditionally while fully knowing that a realistic romantic relationship with her is unattainable.

A Gosling is in a parasocial relationship. No matter how much they love her, she'll always be just a girl on a screen.
Symptoms are: Feeling of emptiness, loneliness, fear, emotional stress and pain.

The term Gosling is based on the fact that the actor Ryan Gosling played characters that had parasocial relationships, such as Lars, from Lars and the Real Girl and K from Blade Runner 2049.

There's a second term called Goslingposting, where Goslings post gifs from Blade Runner 2049 to depict the feelings they're currently having.

The term can also be applied to other VTubers.
Gosling A: I Love Amelia...
Gosling B: I know man.
Gosling by Detective Ame January 4, 2021

Ryan Gosling 

a) A person who thinks they're literally Ryan Gosling, Especially from the movies Drive and BR2049.
b) A person with Ryan Gosling Syndrome, a disorder that affects ability to feel, communicate and behave normally.
Therapist: This 'Ryan Gosling'.. is he in the room with us right now?
Ryan Gosling: He is literally me.
Ryan Gosling by RG 2049 February 20, 2022

Ryan Gosling Syndrome

Ryan Gosling Syndrome is a disease that 14 year old boys contract after watching the hit movies Barbie, Drive, and Blade Runner 2049. It causes them to believe that they are “literally Ryan gosling” and whenever they see Ryan Gosling they have to point out that it’s them or they will spontaneously combust.
Boy 1: Did you hear Ben and Raf contracted Ryan Gosling Syndrome?

Boy 2: Yeah, I believe they saw the movie Barbie and now they both think they are Ryan Gosling.