Gospelize

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To make any song sound more like gospel music; churchy

Listening to Kayne West Sunday Service and all of those songs that He tried to gospelize

Gospelize by The original Queen Bee August 6, 2019

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Gosselined

Taking so many ice bong rips that your eyes puff out to the point of resembling Jon Gosselin.

Chris- "You look Gosselined"
Greg- "wha?"
Chris- "You took so many rips your eyes look like jon gosselin's"

Gosselined by vinginzo July 18, 2010

Related Words

Gospelize • Gospelise • Gospelization • gospelicious • Gospeling • Gospelled • Gosselined • gospel pipe • Gospel Twerk

Gospelled

It's another way of winning an argument.
When you get gospelled it means that you've just lost an argument when the person who won uses 100% clean language.
If you want to gospel someone, you have to keep your cool when having an arguement and just state the facts and hit them hard without using bad language.
It mainly works on people who thinks that they always win arguments, it's a nice way to shut them sippy people up.

Guy 1: This girl is annoying me like hell man, talking bout her girlfriend like I care and I just met her.

Guy 2: Just gospel her man, you know you don't want to give her a bad impression. Keep the language clean!

Guy 1: Yeah, that's what I'm gunna do!

*Day After*

Guy 1: Yo man, she took it lightly and I gospelled her ass.

Guy 2: I told you bro!

Gospelled by Bayleybeats August 27, 2011

gospelicious

seemingly or almost seeming to be real when truthfully it's just bible babble

That song was treacherously gospelicious

gospelicious by mattism June 30, 2006

Gospelise

Where pop music meets country music....

Justin Timberlake and Chris Stapleton have gospelised 'say something'! That is to gospelise a song.

Gospelise by Kahoonaburger August 30, 2018

Gospelization

Gospelization is the act of making things gospel that should not be.

Omg!!! If I see one more video of the gospelization of a secular song, I’m going to scream!!!

Gospelization by The original Queen Bee August 12, 2019

Gospeling

The action of trying to push your religious beliefs onto other people (usually Christians), and them getting upset when you don’t agree with their beliefs.

Carrie kept gospeling to us after we told her we didn’t believe in the Bible.

Gospeling by yummyboot June 24, 2024

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026