PG version of what one might say when one realizes one has been the victim of a hiccup of modern technology. Words usually accompany an overwhelming feeling of frustration - not always at the technology in question, but with oneself for not taking the simple f*@#ing precaution of ctrl c'ing well thought out text lest it be lost to mishap.
Person 1: Gosh Darnit!!
Person 2: What's up?
Person 1: I submitted a definition to "Urban Dictionary" yesterday, but somehow it was lost in the process.
Person 2: So why don't you re-submit?
Person 1: I don't have the text. F*@K!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!