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Gabe: I hit grongus 2 months ago
Jacob: sending prayers man 🙏
grongus by Smallcockmcjagger July 30, 2020

Mingless Gormonger 

An Americanized version of the British words "gormless" and "minger". Used to refer to someone who is both ugly and a fool.
Guy 1: "Hey look at that guy. He's a real mingless gormonger."
Guy 2: "Yeah, what stinky idiot."
Mingless Gormonger by Evic Varmori February 11, 2021
An interesting, often stupid or goofy person.
Joseph is such a silly little goongus; he shat in the school urinal.”
goongus by coffeeking September 3, 2022

Gimongus 

A heroic amount greater than hugantic and ginormous combined.
That was a gimongus steak.
Gimongus by hojosapien October 16, 2006

gimongus 

when something is rly big and humongous and ginormous
“omg jack did u just do a gimongus fart?!?!”
gimongus by tooterrobot3000 November 5, 2021

Garmongulous

Comedically or unnaturally larger than large.

A hybrid of "gargantuan", "humongous" and "fabulous", to create a term implying a size greater than all three.

Original usage is credited to author Alan Peterson in "Radio World" newspaper in the early 1990s, describing hand tools used to repair and maintain a century-old carousel in Holyoke, Mass. (see example of usage below)
(excerpt from article) "...trying to fix a telephone using a garmongulous screwdriver meant for the carousel upstairs..."

(other use) "He wasn't just fat... he wasn't just 'circus fat'... this guy was garmongulous!"
Garmongulous by Professor Al September 21, 2009