gorfster

A gorfster is a person who bites fart bubbles in a tub, pool, or hot tub.

The got in the tub and he let one rip. She immediately dove face first into the water, trying to inhale the fart bubble before it came to the surface. He knew at that point, she was a gorfster.

by anonymous October 9, 2022

goofster

One who is not quite a goof, but shows considerable progress.

She was such a goofster that she cut her own bangs, which did not come out strait.

by somegoof January 17, 2005

Goofster

Someone who can be described as goofy or lacking intelligence.

He got a bad grade on the test? What a goofster.

by ThyUniverse November 9, 2021

gorester

A woman with low morals and low standards. A slut, or whore, with a fake tan and fake blonde hair. Plasters on the make-up like a trollop. Has new boyfriend every other week and is widely notorious for her promiscuity.

"Did Jenna blow you last night?"
"Man, she blew me and Mark last night, she is such a gorester."

by Peaches & Cupcake June 19, 2008

Gormster

A low level insult for the mildly retarded.

You stupid gormster! You're not supposed to feed the dog soap!

by Errol July 13, 2004

Gormster

Someone who is Gormless but you want to use a differant, more interesting term. (eg. Putting 'ster' on the end) The advantage to using this insult is that no one will no one what it means! (Not a Guarantee)

Matt: Hey Jack, you smell funny!

Jack: You're a complete gormster Matt.

Matt: What?

by Jack (JAM) April 11, 2008

gorpster

A gorpster is a person who bites at their own farts in their dirty bath-water while using their cell-phone (if they haven't been de-platformed), to down-vote another guy's urban dictionary posts that are a memorial tribute to his sweet beloved dog.

There's always a tRumpty, anti-gay gorpster!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021