gorpster 

A gorpster is a person who bites at their own farts in their dirty bath-water while using their cell-phone (if they haven't been de-platformed), to down-vote another guy's urban dictionary posts that are a memorial tribute to his sweet beloved dog.

There's always a tRumpty, anti-gay gorpster!

gorpster by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

Gopster 

Something preferably yelled across a hallway, another word to describe a legend

“GOPSTERRRSSSSS” -CJ

Gopster by TheRealGopsters November 5, 2019

gorester 

A woman with low morals and low standards. A slut, or whore, with a fake tan and fake blonde hair. Plasters on the make-up like a trollop. Has new boyfriend every other week and is widely notorious for her promiscuity.

"Did Jenna blow you last night?"
"Man, she blew me and Mark last night, she is such a gorester."

gorester by Peaches & Cupcake June 19, 2008

Gormster 

A low level insult for the mildly retarded.

You stupid gormster! You're not supposed to feed the dog soap!

Gormster by Errol July 13, 2004

Gormster 

Someone who is Gormless but you want to use a differant, more interesting term. (eg. Putting 'ster' on the end) The advantage to using this insult is that no one will no one what it means! (Not a Guarantee)

Matt: Hey Jack, you smell funny!

Jack: You're a complete gormster Matt.

Matt: What?

Gormster by Jack (JAM) April 11, 2008

Gopster 

A trend resulting in a cross over between hipsters and goths, these are people that share a lot of hipster tendencies and trends while keeping such gothic styles such as black clothes, pale skin, dark makeup.

I like The Horrors' new album but they're a bunch of Gopsters.

Gopster by nintendomachinesinhospitals June 4, 2011

gopster 

A mix of a goth and a hipster.

Look at that Selene girl with the white hair, she's such a gopster

gopster by stormjh October 27, 2011