gordmans 

A sexual position in which one would have some poor bastards mother.

Gordmans is what one would call your mom when she's in the fetal position with ones dick in her ass.

Friend #1 "Dude I just tried to gordmans your mom and it worked!" Friend #2 "Well I hope you cleaned the sheets afterwards."

gordmans by Forces95 May 31, 2017

Happy Goodmans 

The Happy Goodman's were a Southern Gospel group founded in the 1940s by Howard "Happy" Goodman.

"The Happy Goodmans are one of my all-time favorite christian music groups"

Happy Goodmans by Twist Weeblow September 5, 2007

gormanstown 

Gormanstown, the school with imaginary heating, the phantom shitter who shits in urinals, principal who looks like sherlock gnomes many cats have been discovered in lockers and many stink bombs have been released

person 1 Ah here it’s freezing here

Person 2 ahahahahah think if gormanstown with no heating

Person 1 Yh fact

gormanstown by MongeTheGnome October 13, 2021

hair gordans 

cheap shoes that are made to resemble expensive shoes of a well known brand. ( a referance to air jordan)
They are usually characterized by a logo that is similar to but not exactly the same as an actual brand.

Yo, did you see alex's fresh new nikes, they cost $150" "no way man, those are just hair gordans

hair gordans by getreal55 July 11, 2010

goremansion 

An Imperial unit of measure roughly equivalent to 400,000 Watts, or the energy used to power 400 typical homes for a year.

Yo, did you see the Empire State building, it's lit up like 50 goremansions.

goremansion by CapitanFantastico January 30, 2008

gordans 

fake or replica of the jordan brand shoes

yo u bought those gordans from china

gordans by MJ2345 January 10, 2008

Gordans alive 

An exclamation expressing surprise and delight upon hearing unlikely news.

Frank - Did you know that (insert cool band here) are playing at (insert local venue here)?

Ed - GORDANS ALIVE! REALLY! WOW!

Gordans alive by Anthony Rutland June 17, 2008