goranitis 

It is a word used to define a Greek (mainly Sparta, Greece) hillbilly acting like a nigger.

I know a Goranitis who once acted like an Ioannis G that smoke weed all day long.

goranitis by Triptecon January 13, 2006

Ganitis 

The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).

Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.

Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.

Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.

Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.

Ariel: I have after-the-gan. Got it bad.

Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.

Ganitis by ehealth November 4, 2008

Gordonitis 

The insatiable urge for self-gratification.

Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.

Gordonitis by pluoticus May 5, 2012

Hugh Grantism 

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.

Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism

Hugh Grantism by Lokithorman June 6, 2004

detonating gonaditis 

(n.) the medical name for exploding testicles. It is divided into two types, Acute Regional Gonadotrophic Hernioma (ARGH) the less serious of the two, and the always life-threatening Osteoulcerative Colonic Hernioma (OuCH).The first variety is the most common form of the disease. It is characterized by swelling of one or more testicles and acute pain in the groin region. This is accompanied by insomnia, lethargy, and in some cases, severe flatulence. Although not immediately life threatening, if left untreated the gonads will continue to swell until the patient is forced to continuously squat, eventually, the gonads burst without warning, emitting an audible pop. In the second form of the disease, detonation occurs spontaneously and without warning, which can be far more psychologically traumatic for the patient than it is physically. Even still, the force generated by the rapid pressure release can cause significant injury to the vital organs, resulting in an immediate coma and death. It is estimated that more people are killed each year from Detonating Gonaditus than are killed on the roads.

Both forms of detonating gonaditis are believed to have both genetic and environmental components. If a patient has the disease, then their risk of developing the disease in later life is believed to be close to 100%. Similarly, the risk factor is increased by smoking, drinking, and sex.

I can't believe what happened to Buddy. His balls just exploded! The paramedics said it was another sad case of detonating gonaditis.

detonating gonaditis by Blenderhead1991 September 9, 2010

Grobanitis 

An illness pertaining to and/or restricted to Grobanites.

Characterized by sudden twitching and obbsessive listening to music by Josh Groban. Grobanitis becomes a serious problem and is also known as "Josh-Deprovation"

See Grobanite

I think I'm gettin' Grobanitis! I haven't heard Josh in three hours!

Grobanitis by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004

eighth graditis 

A sudden disease that sweeps eighth grade students all over the world. Similar to junioritis and senioritis. Eighth graditis symptoms include lack of motivation, excessive failure and laziness.

middle school kid: man, I just took the GEPA, I'm done with school I have eighth graditis.

older brother: Haha shut up I just took the hspa you suck! Just drop out (proceeds to beat up little brother until he cries).

middle school kid: nobody understands me..

eighth graditis by datniggggggga June 22, 2009