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Gossipy Old Woman 

An elderly female who spreads rumors and senators Lisa Murkowski and Joe Manchin
You remind me of a gossipy old woman. Do you always spread/start gossip. Believe me if they were dating you would never have pictures, they would hide their relationship. Friends will just laugh together and Allow every picture you want. Click away Trumper.

toxic gossip train 

Song by Colleen Ballinger “apologizing” for being a groomer
All aboard the toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station

gossip_aep 

invented 90% of the editing community's style
Everyone uses gossip_aep's transitions!
gossip_aep by dumbass5283 May 1, 2021

gossip whore 

Some one who is thought of to be excited by gossiping non-stop.
Yes, Veitch is a Gossip Whore
gossip whore by shika August 30, 2007

Gossip Girl 

The best show ever. Be careful it’s highly addictive but still very entertaining. The reason you were up till 2 in the morning.
Look like a Archibald

Think like a Bass
Act like a Waldorf

Work like a Humphrey

Dress like a Vander Woodsen

Iconic Quotes:
The money, the drugs, the privileges keep us numb so we don’t notice it’s better in the real world, Nate Archibald
I’m chuck bass, Chuck Bass
Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop, Blair Waldorf(-Bass)
I’m Gossip Girl, Dan Humphrey

People don’t tell you who you are you tell them, Serena De-Vanderbilt Woodsen
Gossip Girl by Rileylynn November 6, 2018

Xoxo gossip girl 

Something you say after spilling juicy tea or gossip. This comes from the CW show Gossip Girl where the narrator always finishes off a sentence with this.
and who am I? That’s a secret I’ll never tell. You know you love me xoxo gossip girl
Xoxo gossip girl by Oscar4566 June 2, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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