gophed 

to lollygag or procrastinate in going to your destination, often heading in the opposite direction

he gophed his way to class

gophed by Nicolas Sauervato December 29, 2007

Gophed-it 

The tendency of the University of Minnesota football team to have a great season or a great game going, and then fall apart and blow it. Similar to Couged-it for Washington State University.

The Gophers looked like a national contender, until they Gophed-it against Purdue.

Gophed-it by Gopherfan October 2, 2022

gopher gary 

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.

Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*

gopher gary by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020

pocket gopher 

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.

"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

pocket gopher by Tharill15cent June 9, 2016

hot gopher 

When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.

"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"

hot gopher by hotgopher June 8, 2016

Oh My Goshed 

To be overwhelmed by something, generally in an impressed way.

This was popularized by Faith Korpi on the popular 5by5 radio show Geek Friday.

I saw Star Wars Episode 1 and Oh My Goshed.

Oh My Goshed by longtimelistener23 March 24, 2012

gopher ass 

Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.

When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.

gopher ass by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019