gooseballs

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MASSIVE ball to penis ratio. Penis size lacking, ball size immaculate.

“Yo JW got some raging balls but a little-bitty chode” - victoria
“Brotha got dem gooseballs ahh” - coco

gooseballs by panos1panman2yos3thanos May 16, 2021

Words you can keep

gooseballs

The pleasurable sensation experienced by men when testicles are lightly touched or scratched.

That girl was fantastic. After we were done, she gave me gooseballs. I'm definitely calling her back.

gooseballs by Bob McCoy May 2, 2016

grooveballs

adj. (groov-balz) An alternative expression for groovy in the sense that everything is good.

Pedro: I have slain the dragon, rescued the princess and restored order to the kingdom.

Norbert: Grooveballs.

grooveballs by levine2112 June 4, 2010

hepped up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with illegal substances.

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs

hepped up on goofballs by Dr. Zoidberg December 8, 2002

gooseball

a silly person, one that doesn't think right away

Lol, you are such a gooseball.

gooseball by Goosehead69 July 24, 2012

Googleballs

1. The colorful balls on the lower left side of the Google Terms of Service page.

2. A word you can blurt out at random times to confuse people.

I got some Googleballs!

Googleballs by T4rd January 12, 2008

Gooberballs

Prop. Name - How a drunk british lady defines Jake Gyllenhaal's (and, we asume, his sister Maggie's) last name.

"I swear to God you look like Jake Gooberballs!"

"Ey! That's Jake Gooberballs!"

Gooberballs by Mister Shinobi October 6, 2008

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026