goose honkin

when you get or give a blowjob and the man or woman giving it deepthroats and gags and sounds like a goose flying south for the winter

My wifes mom was goose honkin me while my wife's at work, and she has no clue. I never told her about this until now

goose honkin by jarebear69 August 3, 2007

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Honking goose

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water

Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose

Honking goose by checkno mode May 23, 2022

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honking goose

what you call someone when they’re laughing

“shes such a honking goose”

honking goose by honkinggoose April 29, 2020

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Honking the one-eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one-eyed goose.

Honking the one-eyed goose by loiterer February 5, 2026

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Honking the one eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one eyed goose.

Honking the one eyed goose by loiterer February 5, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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