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goose'n by fgf May 12, 2003
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1. The act of tricking someone, kidding around, or generally being silly.

2. Pulling someone's leg.
Guy 1: Man, I totally jumped off the roof of my house yesterday
Guy 2: Quit goose'n me man, you did not!
goose'n by CSP1213 May 27, 2011

Goose n’ gouse 

Goose n’ gouse is a very commonly used cult expression/word that is like saying swag but instead it’s goose n’ gouse to show your swaggy ness. (made by the ultimate SWGTDDS):
Shaggy shat noiry😼😈😍💩
Fagola the pimpest🤪🧶🥺🤑
Lil Crystal strag swag🧝🏻 ♀️🤎🔮🧸
Ultimate waifu💞✝️💋
Milf💆 ♀️👨🏻 🦰👌
Peepeerene la mamá🤰🏻👮🏻 ♂️😎🤰🏻
Big dick daddy 69😩☝️🍒
Stridster the biggie smolls🤠🦫👩 🦲🤏
- “Hey what’s up my browski?”
- “All good, just goose n’ gouse yk”

- drip my drip my drip
- ikr what a silly baka goose n’ gouse thing to do

Goose n’ gouse is the ultimate cult expression to use with ur swaggy friends. It means that you’re being swaggy and cool and is like saying swag or drip. It links back to cool people such as Ed sheeran and Trisha paytas.

goose 'n run

When you give a goose and take off runnin', sometimes using a bicycle.
"A dark skinned male, possibly Hispanic, approached a female victim on property adjacent to the southwest portion of campus. The suspect rode a small bicycle along 20th Street, groped and lifted the skirt of the victim as she walked. The suspect was seen riding away on his bicycle."

--apparent victim of a "Goose 'n run"
goose 'n run by Bublor August 29, 2011

Goose n' Boost

another name for a Red Bull and Vodka
Hey Trev, pour me another Goose n' Boost. We got a long night ahead of us!...
Goose n' Boost by Chief ST.G October 23, 2008

goose neck dick 

A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.
I really wanted to fuck that girl but I had a bad case of goose neck dick
goose neck dick by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

goose noose

Alternate name for plastic rings on a six-pack of beer.
Please cut up that goose noose, before throwing it into the ocean. They are know to choke animals.
goose noose by DAVID BESEMER April 30, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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