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Someone who is a goon and constantly makes awkward comments and goonish movements so his life is a goonfest. People still love him, but he is a goonfest.
Dude jack is such a goonfest
goonfest by yeeeyeee December 4, 2010
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When someone goons to a lot of people at one time
Trevor was having a goonfest when michael got to his house
Goonfest by Gyatmaster October 3, 2025

gootfest 

a set of vuluptuous, full breasts
That girl got gootfest.
gootfest by soul_survivor June 25, 2003
A goofest, is a festival related to the ejaculation, and celebration of goo. Goo is a synonym for sperm, jizz, cum, sticky icky, love sauce, and so on. The goofest is highly respected, and spiritual event that happens on frequent occasion in every males day to day life. The only rule of a goofest, is that that goo must gooed on everything within a 5 foot radius of the gooer. Other than that, a goofest is completley up to the male/s participating in the event. GOOOOO ON MY FRIENDS!
I heard Kinne and Sobel had a goofest with the log cabin bitches last night.

The guesthouse goofest is the most holy and respected goofest.

The goofest came to an abrubt stop when Jim realized the belizean he was fucking was infected with the HIV virus.
goofest by esobez April 25, 2009

Gookfest 

Gookfest . Noun,

A large amount of Asians in one place.
Wow, middle school was such a gookfest!

gooncest 

When mean people hang out together and validate each other's meanness. This phenomenon has been studied as it relates to school bullying: Kids who bully tend to find kinship with other kids who bully.
My spouse's ex sure does engage in a lot of gooncest with his nasty friends.
gooncest by soliloquacious May 12, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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