Goonfest

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A large gathering of bogans in the middle of the night in a suburban area. They participate in goon activities and plenty of goon consumption.

Goons: “GOOOOONFEST! GOOOOONFEST!”
Mum: “What is that racket? It’s 2 in the morning!”
Jimmy: “Sounds like someone’s having a goonfest, mum. Bloody bogans!

Goonfest by numbaonegoon August 19, 2018

Words you can keep

goonfest

Someone who is a goon and constantly makes awkward comments and goonish movements so his life is a goonfest. People still love him, but he is a goonfest.

Dude jack is such a goonfest

goonfest by yeeeyeee December 4, 2010

Related Words

goonfest • Goon Festival • goonest • Goonfert • goofest • Gookfest • gooncest • Goonestrious • Goonfection • gootfest

Goonfest

When someone goons to a lot of people at one time

Trevor was having a goonfest when michael got to his house

Goonfest by Gyatmaster October 3, 2025

gootfest

a set of vuluptuous, full breasts

That girl got gootfest.

gootfest by soul_survivor June 25, 2003

goofest

A goofest, is a festival related to the ejaculation, and celebration of goo. Goo is a synonym for sperm, jizz, cum, sticky icky, love sauce, and so on. The goofest is highly respected, and spiritual event that happens on frequent occasion in every males day to day life. The only rule of a goofest, is that that goo must gooed on everything within a 5 foot radius of the gooer. Other than that, a goofest is completley up to the male/s participating in the event. GOOOOO ON MY FRIENDS!

I heard Kinne and Sobel had a goofest with the log cabin bitches last night.

The guesthouse goofest is the most holy and respected goofest.

The goofest came to an abrubt stop when Jim realized the belizean he was fucking was infected with the HIV virus.

goofest by esobez April 25, 2009

Gookfest

Gookfest . Noun,

A large amount of Asians in one place.

Wow, middle school was such a gookfest!

Gookfest by Cocksneeze Mcjiggletaint May 31, 2018

gooncest

When mean people hang out together and validate each other's meanness. This phenomenon has been studied as it relates to school bullying: Kids who bully tend to find kinship with other kids who bully.

My spouse's ex sure does engage in a lot of gooncest with his nasty friends.

gooncest by soliloquacious May 12, 2010

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026