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Gooner Bait 

Gooner Bait is a piece of media ( typically a video game or anime) which contains copious amounts sexual imagry, despite not being explicitly pornographic. Features commonly include scantily clad "women" of "indeterminate" age , extreme jiggle physics, and ads which leave nothing to the imagination as to the primary audience.
Did you hear about Stellar Blade? It looks like its some serious gooner bait.
Gooner Bait by Pleasant_Plant September 9, 2024
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Goonerbating 

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."

Goonerbait 

A term typically used when an animal/species has features that make people want to goon to them
Dude, stop gooning to that, it's goonerbait
Goonerbait by Toefungus74 July 19, 2025

Goonerbator 

NOUN. A person who is addicted, or persistent in the act of masturbating. Although stops right before they ejaculate.
The word is an extension of the verb "goon".
Although Tohamy goons every once in a while, by no means is he a goonerbator.
Goonerbator by ASN-SPIDEY June 8, 2024

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026