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Gootuber
1. The name of a weapon from Splatoon
2. Another way to refer to a pornstar that makes content other than standard sexual content
3. The action of a taller person using a smaller person (preferably with a large penis) as makeshift water cannon, by holding the penis on the taller person's shoulder and and masturbating it to launch at a target. Reloading involves either swift tittyfucks or excellent handjobs.
2. Another way to refer to a pornstar that makes content other than standard sexual content
3. The action of a taller person using a smaller person (preferably with a large penis) as makeshift water cannon, by holding the penis on the taller person's shoulder and and masturbating it to launch at a target. Reloading involves either swift tittyfucks or excellent handjobs.
Guy 1: "Man I hate the Gootuber, it's so hard to control."
Guy 2: "Maybe that's cause you suck with it."
Guy 1: "Shut up."
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Guy 1: "Man are you really watching that Gootuber again?"
Guy 2: "I watch her for her humor."
Guy 1: "You watch her for her tits."
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Girl 1: "Thanks for being my Gootuber, you need a quick reload?"
Guy 1: "No, I got a few more shots in me."
Girl 2: "I own this party, my gootuber shoots harder than you could ever imagine."
Guy 2: "Maybe that's cause you suck with it."
Guy 1: "Shut up."
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Guy 1: "Man are you really watching that Gootuber again?"
Guy 2: "I watch her for her humor."
Guy 1: "You watch her for her tits."
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Girl 1: "Thanks for being my Gootuber, you need a quick reload?"
Guy 1: "No, I got a few more shots in me."
Girl 2: "I own this party, my gootuber shoots harder than you could ever imagine."
Gootuber by Mr. McGooey February 2, 2022
Gootube
This is not a word but since ur already here I might as well say something. Youtube + Google = Gootube. As you can see today 11/6/06, google.com/firefox is messed up with half images of peoples head. Earlier today Youtube was messed up with some guys head also and I was unable to watch videos. This show that Google cannot handle youtube... Bunch of idiots... But I'm happy not for the two people who created Youtube... The Billionaires...
goontuber
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