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googliness

Having a distinct quality that makes you suitable for working at Google
Wow, that guy is full of googliness!
googliness by eejit101 November 5, 2013

googlenope 

A phrase which when entered into the Google Search Engine will return no hits. Upon being discovered, the googlenope ceases to exist as it will invariably be written about after its discovery.
Brad: I was looking for good British royalty porn yesterday and I put "Queen Elizabeth's Buttocks" in Google but nothing came up.

Chris: Really? Guess it's a googlenope.
googlenope by Thomas Neff June 15, 2007

Googleowned

The act of owning someone after proving them wrong, by showing them googled evidence. As a result, the other person getting 'googleowned'.
(i) Lauren googleowned Matt, showing him pictures of a bald Britney Spears after he refused to believe that Britney had once been bald.

(ii) Tom was speechless after he got googleowned by his little sister on the existence of Xenu.
Googleowned by Abih Doomham March 3, 2010

Googleopedia 

1. Google or encyclopedia
2. To Google search or research from an encyclopedia
She's not going to find out anything about her husband's dilemma in any googleopedia!
Googleopedia by timlight January 30, 2010

googlowned 

to shame someone by having embarassing pictures or links result from a google search of that person's name
googlowned by Axis of Weasel August 10, 2004

googlenesia 

The insatiable desire to google something without access to a computer followed by a total lack of recollection of whatever is was that had you so bent out of shape while sitting in front of the computer later.
Oh man, I'm having the worst googlenesia right now. What the hell was I drawing a blank on while I was on the bus, it was driving me crazy!
googlenesia by loco moto June 21, 2008