googlowned

to shame someone by having embarassing pictures or links result from a google search of that person's name

miserable failure googlowned dubya

by Axis of Weasel August 10, 2004

Goblowned

-v- To be owned in the worst kind of way; killed by goblins in any RPG.
The most humiliating situation a gamer could ever be thrown into; akin to having your best friend restrain you and shove shit down your throat and pack it in with a horse's cock.
-adj- Something debilitatingly sucky/retarded.

1)Ted: " I swear to got Ned, if you get killed by goblins, you suck worse than...(ted witnesses his friend being mauled by little green men)... wow... Goblowned! "

2)Mother:" Remember Billy, you have a play date with your "special" friend from school."
Billy: " I don't wanna hang out with that goblowned fag mom!"

by Nick Lowers February 5, 2008

Googleowned

The act of owning someone after proving them wrong, by showing them googled evidence. As a result, the other person getting 'googleowned'.

(i) Lauren googleowned Matt, showing him pictures of a bald Britney Spears after he refused to believe that Britney had once been bald.

(ii) Tom was speechless after he got googleowned by his little sister on the existence of Xenu.

by Abih Doomham March 3, 2010