To makeout and fingerblast a girl, when suddenly things turn sour and she begins to throw up on herself as well as you.
James: Bro, so I was hooking up with this one girl and while I was finger pounding her pussy, she started to throw up ALL OVER ME.
Jorge: DUUUDE, you just got googleblasted!!!
The sound one makes when using google and finding exactly what you were searching for in the very first link shown. This noise has no precise sound and can be made extremely personal. It can also be followed by, but not limited to: sweet, owned, awesome, woot, holla, cha-ching, oh yeah, groovy.
After enter in the search, "My New Haircut" in google, Billy Bob yelled out a loud googlebong followed by an even louder "PROTEIN!!" and was immediately escorted out of the library.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.