goofet

Female version of a goof

That couple over there .... he's a goof and he brought along his goofet

goofet by Edson alberta stretch February 12, 2023

göofelmâcher 

A curled piece of paper or ribbon which has a sticky side that can be placed on objects to label them as presents.

Put a göofelmâcher on that box!

göofelmâcher by Red Goat February 9, 2013

Goofenthol 

Hank Hill's term for Methadone

I'm not going to work with someone all hopped up on Goofenthol!

Goofenthol by oliver hart August 7, 2009

Goonette 

The female equivalent of a gooner.

A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.

Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner

Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.

Goonette by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019

you dun goofed 

When you have committed an act in which "consequences will never be the same again"

You dun goofed!

you dun goofed by Don Goof July 16, 2010

goofer dust 

Goofer dust, as used in Voodoo, is dust from a grave.

Goofer dust is serious bad mojo, yas!

goofer dust by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020

Done Goofed 

The kickass way of saying you fucked up, real bad.

"Dude I just sent my nudes to Stevie"
"You done goofed"

Done Goofed by Pedalphile March 13, 2015