goof balls 

Slang term for Barbiturates.
Barbiturates, such as phenobarbital and secobarbital, are any of various derivatives of barbituric acid used especially as sedatives, hypnotics, and antispasmodics.
Barbiturates have largely been supplanted by Benzodiazepines (such as Valium, Xanax) due to addictive potential, extensive abuse, and severe withdrawal syndromes.

I need to hook up some goof balls, to help me kick heroin

goof balls by narkologik May 22, 2005

goof balls 

What practicing scientologists ingest. Usually in great overwhelming amounts.

In our service today, we will include the sacred goof balls.

goof balls by Dianetic_chancellor September 17, 2008

goof balls 

a situation,event or an object that may have contributed to bizzare behaviour exibited by others.

If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.

Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story

goof balls by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

goof ball sex

The process of having sex with a transgender woman.

Bryan that wasn’t a chick it was a transgender you are having goof ball sex!!

goof ball sex by Drewskie7117 October 24, 2019

goof ball 

A term for barbituates mostly used in the early part of the 20th century.

William Burroughs did a lot of goof balls.

goof ball by Arvin Smee January 25, 2006

Goof ball 

A concoction, typically injected, of crystal methamphetamine, and fentanyl/carfentanyl

I can't believe he died. I didn't even know he was smashing goof balls

Goof ball by Mohawk Kris December 15, 2021

goof-ball

Someone who looks studpid while doing something......see goober

Kyle looks like a goof-ball on the knee board

goof-ball by Nick October 9, 2003