Skip to main content

goof balls 

Slang term for Barbiturates.
Barbiturates, such as phenobarbital and secobarbital, are any of various derivatives of barbituric acid used especially as sedatives, hypnotics, and antispasmodics.
Barbiturates have largely been supplanted by Benzodiazepines (such as Valium, Xanax) due to addictive potential, extensive abuse, and severe withdrawal syndromes.
I need to hook up some goof balls, to help me kick heroin
goof balls by narkologik May 22, 2005
Words you can keep

goof balls 

What practicing scientologists ingest. Usually in great overwhelming amounts.
In our service today, we will include the sacred goof balls.
goof balls by Dianetic_chancellor September 17, 2008

goof balls 

a situation,event or an object that may have contributed to bizzare behaviour exibited by others.
If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.

Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story
goof balls by Matty Boy October 7, 2004

goof ball sex

Bryan that wasn’t a chick it was a transgender you are having goof ball sex!!
goof ball sex by Drewskie7117 October 24, 2019

goof ball 

A term for barbituates mostly used in the early part of the 20th century.
William Burroughs did a lot of goof balls.
goof ball by Arvin Smee January 25, 2006

Goof ball 

A concoction, typically injected, of crystal methamphetamine, and fentanyl/carfentanyl
I can't believe he died. I didn't even know he was smashing goof balls
Goof ball by Mohawk Kris December 15, 2021
Someone who looks studpid while doing something......see goober
Kyle looks like a goof-ball on the knee board
goof-ball by Nick October 9, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
Next