If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.
Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story
Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story
by Matty Boy October 07, 2004
when ur cuddling ur girl and her hair gets all in your mouth, and you make a silly face and splutter like a cat.
by matty boy November 30, 2004
by Matty Boy March 10, 2004
If you are especially pleased by something (be it a person, object or event) you may exclaim 'double dice!'
Similar to dice only more so.
Similar to dice only more so.
by Matty Boy October 07, 2004
When one puts an item of clothing, eg a T-Shirt, over ones stomach to catch any stray spoog when knocking one out.
My girlfriend didn't suspect a thing until she found my used Jizz bib under the sofa. She had to tear it off the upholstery.
by Matty Boy March 09, 2004
A threat, and a very serious one at that. If somebody threatens to spin the wheel on you beware! The wheel is a devastating haymaker type punch that may very well take your head off.
However, due to the severity of 'the wheel' it is very rarely spun. 'Spinning the wheel' is no joking matter.
Sometimes called 'the wheel of justice'
However, due to the severity of 'the wheel' it is very rarely spun. 'Spinning the wheel' is no joking matter.
Sometimes called 'the wheel of justice'
One man may say to another who has wrongly cast doubts over his sexuality: "if you don't take that back I am going to spin the wheel"
by Matty Boy October 07, 2004
"Christina Aguilera was hospitalised during her sell out concert last night. Only 27 seconds into her hit-single 'Dirty', she gwanked herself unconscious over a picture of Madonna."
by Matty Boy March 09, 2004