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You were good son, real good... maybe even the best... 

You were good son, real good... maybe even the best...

R.I.P Rick May (1940-2020)

The Good Son 

An excellent movie staring Elijah Wood, NOT Orlando Bloom.
Elijah Wood is not only better looking than Orlando Bloom, but he is also a much better actor.
The Good Son by <3<3<3 July 4, 2005

The Good Son 

The movie where Mcauley (sp?) Culkin is actually evil and tries to kill his cousin (played by Orlando Bloom). Mr. Culkin was one sick bastard in this movie, he shot a dog with a makeshift nailgun, tried to push his mum off a cliff, threw a dummy off a bridge and caused a 100+ car pile up. Bastard. At the end he falls off a cliff and dies. Death to McKauley (sp?) Culkin!
John- Did you ever see the Good Son?
Jacob- No, Why?
John- Mcauley (sp?) Culkin is one sick bastard.
The Good Son by the_masked_magician00 November 13, 2004

Lazy Ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch 

A saying commonly used by guys wives, girlfriends, or just girls they know, clarifying they are no good and liars. Many men make this a true statement, although there are still some great guys left. It is now a very stereotypical statement towards all men.
Jessica: (On the phone with her friend Toby) Toby, Robby cheated on me for the third time this year.

Toby: Are you serious?

Jessica: Yes. I can't believe it. And after he promised me, crossing his heart, he would never do it again.

Toby: Hun, I told you this once, and I will tell you again. Robby is just a Lazy ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch!

Good songs 

A term that is commonly thrown around among preteen kids. I don't recall ANYTHING that is currently being listened to by these confused faggots is even considered "music". Who is "lil wayne"? Who is "Justin bieber?" Who is "Jason Derulo"? I'll tell you. These are egotistical cumshots who think "OH LOOK AT ME I CAN COMPOSE GOOD MUSIC." But in reality, no. The only people that listen to this bullshit are confused preteen girls, and faggots. All of you think you're cool, with your gay rap, music that takes no talent what so ever. You know what you need to do? You need to listen to some good music, then you can properly use the term "Good songs
Girl1: "yo, did u hear da new lil wayne album yo??? SHIT WUZ DOPE HE MAEKS GOOD SONGS YO"
Boy1: "No fuck off you tasteless piece of living garbage, you're music sucks and you're an asshole..."
Good songs by Lewk` December 14, 2009

to write a good song 

masturbation from a female perspective.
to whip cream
to ruffle the fur
to shoot men
to save babies by keeping them with the lord, our saviour
to scratch some vinyl
to make art great again
to baptise la vulve
Excuse me, dear, for being late. I was really stressed and had to write a good song before driving to the meeting. Much clearer now. And relaxed. Where were we?"
to write a good song by Krkič November 2, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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