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Goochy Goo 

The residue found on a sweaty or otherwise sticky taint
Rudy's been running all day, I bet he's got some goochy goo down under.
Goochy Goo by Reef.BlastBody June 30, 2017

Goochy Goo 

An accumulation of pussy juices around the gooch after a long hard sex session.
She so damn wet she left me full of Goochy goo
Goochy Goo by Inomon June 3, 2018

Goochy Goochy Face Face 

Goochy Goochy Face Face

A game invented in the late 1990s by ex-England cricketer Graham Gooch.
A drink fuelled night out celebrating a test victory over Scotland turned sour when the England cricket team were denied entry to the V.I.P room in Stringfellow's. So incensed by this, Graham Gooch barged his way into the room to find it occupied by the Neville brothers celebrating a victory over Crystal Palace.
In an alcohol fuelled rage Graham lowered his pants and began to 'gooch' Gary Neville whilst shouting 'Goochy Goochy Face Face'.
The incident made headlines in all the Sunday papers and the two have not spoken since.

The object of the game is to place ones bare gooch on the opponents face while he/she is trying to do the same.
Goochy Goochy Face Face can be declared at anytime and anyplace with many bouts spontaneously starting during major sporting events and civil ceremonies.
Upon declaring 'Goochy Goochy Face Face' partcipants must remove ones clothes and try to 'Gooch' their opponent.
The contest continues until one participant is victorious.

The sport has quite and underground following which probably peaked in early 2002 when Chuck Norris knocked out Christian Slater with his patented 'Roundhouse Gooch'.
Chuck was later banned from the sport after killing two of the original members of Franz Ferdinand.
This paved the way for current fans favourite, Prince and his flamboyant overhead gooch manoeuvre which is loved by fans world wide.
Brian challenged Stewie to a game of Goochy Goochy Face Face.

Goochy Goochy Hole 

Either the Ass, Vajay jay or simply inbetweeen depending on your preference, mood, career and sexual motivation.
Oh my gawww, there was like, this one time? In band camp? Where Mr Klianthus stuck his Trombone so far up my puss puss, and then my Goochy Goochy hole, that I friggin came bucket loads and shaaaaa. Just like thaaaaa.

Goochy Goose 

When a man and a woman are in 69 position and she is licking his gooch, then the guy farts in her face and he tightens his legs around her neck forcing her to endure the smell. This leading to her screaming like a goose due to her neck being crushed.
Johnny: "Betty? What happened to you and Paul?"
Betty: "Nigga, i broke up with him cause he Goochy Goosed me and i smelled for weeks."
Goochy Goose by Macro D December 26, 2006
A days worth of ball sweat.
I worked my ass off all day in the sun and need to clean all this gooch goo off my ballsack.
Gooch Goo by Inomon June 3, 2018
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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