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Similar to bonzi buddy, but somewhat human and active in Maltese politics. Gonzis have included a bishop and the current half baked prime minister of Malta.
F'oxx Gonzi.

Dak il-liba Gonzi hxieni.
by synerr January 19, 2005
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Foxx Gonzi

Used to express anger or dismay against any form of authority or general mishap. This phrase came into existence when the price of petrol skyrocketed, and it is documented that approximately 47% of the entire population raised their hands to the heavens and yelled out 'FOXX GONZI!', to the extent that it registered at 2.1 on the Richter Scale.

This phrase is made up of the word 'Foxx', which loosely translates to 'Fuck', and 'Gonzi' referring to Lawrence Gonzi, Prime Minister of Malta.
'Ix-xita? Foxx Gonzi!' (It's raining? Fuck Gonzi!)

'Mhux qed iqumli? Foxx dak il-pufta Gonzi!' ('My dick's gone limp? Fuck that faggot Gonzi!')

'Mar id-dawl? Foxx l-izbub go halq Gonzi!' (The electricity's gone?? Fuck the many dicks in Prime Minister Lawrence Gonzi's mouth!')
by Mario il-king September 14, 2011
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@whiteboy.gonzi

Lit af, dumb af, loud af, freaky af, fine af, and also lit af.
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Danny Gonzalez

Danny is a youtuber and leader of Greg, the fastest growing army on the internet (don't look that up).
Greg 1: Hey, did you see Danny Gonzalez's latest video?
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Danny Gonzalez

One of the best youtubers and he is really funny and post the best videos. Chances are if you searched “Danny Gonzalez” on the Urban Dictionary You’re probably truly Greg, just like me
Sarah: Have you seen Danny Gonzalez’s new video about Dumb life hacks
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Godzillion

A Godzillion is a number exceeding all other numbers.
I have a Godzillion things to do before the meeting!
by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2016
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Danny Gonzalez

A YouTuber that does commentary videos. He is a former Viner. Also, Danny makes music and goes by the name Young Face because of his supposed young face. There is an inside joke between him and Drew Gooden (the YouTuber, not the bAsKeTbAlL player) that they are the same person but are actually not. They are also friends with Kurtis Conner.

I strongly urge you to become Greg for it is much better on the non evil side of the world.

If you aren't Greg, then you are considered Craig. All Craigs are evil whether they know of Greg or not. All Gregs are blood related. Unless you are in a relationship cause that's grOss.

To be truly Greg, you need to subscribe and turn on notifications to Danny Gonzalez.

Join the fastest growing army (don't look that up), Greg by copy/pasting the url below and following the instructions above!

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Random Craig: Why do you have such a cool sweatshirt that says Greg on it?

Greg: Because bro, I subscribed to Danny Gonzalez and became Greg! It's so much better being Greg than a low-life Craig.

Newly found Greg: Wow! You were right! I love being Greg! Thanks, bro.
by greg.the.cat December 2, 2019
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