Gonzing 

Denying to be productive at work but getting fully paid. Also one aspect of gonzing is actively refusing tasks from your supervisor although not being busy.

Marc is such a Gonzo. I see him gonzing all the time while his colleagues cover him up.

Gonzing by Gonzinowski February 25, 2019

Gonzing 

Getting fully paid for doing nothing

Gonzo is such a Gonzo. He ne nearly screwed the release by gonzing.

Gonzing by Gongoko August 28, 2018

Ganzing 

1. A condition characterized by a profound sense of disorientation and disconnection from reality.

2. A state of extreme confusion, often induced by excessive use of drugs or exposure to highly stressful or uncomfortable situations.

3. A feeling of being completely overwhelmed and unable to comprehend one's surroundings or thoughts.

Example Sentence 1: " That guy was ganzing so hard he had his right shoe on his left foot.

Example sentence 2: "The unexpected change in plans left James ganzing, struggling to make sense of the situation and find his bearings."

Example sentence 3: "After taking a large dose of psychedelics, Nate found himself ganzing, unable to distinguish reality from her vivid hallucinations."

Ganzing by cslinky February 2, 2023

goozing 

a platonic version of spooning whereby two people lie side by side each body slightly curved in a semi-fetal position so they fit together like two puzzle pieces.

I was so cold last night and no one was home so I was goozing with my blow up doll, Gummy Gertrude.

goozing by Sweet Nips April 1, 2009

Gonping 

Having the urge to slap a cock as one is gooning and gooping.

Ryan: Hey where were you last night?

Bartholomew: I was busy Gonping with my buddy Norman last night at the Gonping club. Things got real zesty.

Ryan: Should of told me... I wanted to join

Gonping by Gonp Enjoery #1.2 July 1, 2023

gonning 

To trick someone into believing that a non-existant word, exists.

We kept gonning Red, but she never caught on, even though she spent the night looking through the dictionary.

gonning by j0ram March 31, 2004

gonfing 

masturbating with a parrot

fancy a good gonfing later dave?

yes please matt

gonfing by johnny sidestep April 20, 2007