Gonzing

Denying to be productive at work but getting fully paid. Also one aspect of gonzing is actively refusing tasks from your supervisor although not being busy.

Marc is such a Gonzo. I see him gonzing all the time while his colleagues cover him up.

by Gonzinowski February 25, 2019

Gonzing

Getting fully paid for doing nothing

Gonzo is such a Gonzo. He ne nearly screwed the release by gonzing.

by Gongoko August 28, 2018

Ganzing

1. A condition characterized by a profound sense of disorientation and disconnection from reality.

2. A state of extreme confusion, often induced by excessive use of drugs or exposure to highly stressful or uncomfortable situations.

3. A feeling of being completely overwhelmed and unable to comprehend one's surroundings or thoughts.

Example Sentence 1: " That guy was ganzing so hard he had his right shoe on his left foot.

Example sentence 2: "The unexpected change in plans left James ganzing, struggling to make sense of the situation and find his bearings."

Example sentence 3: "After taking a large dose of psychedelics, Nate found himself ganzing, unable to distinguish reality from her vivid hallucinations."

by cslinky February 2, 2023

goozing

a platonic version of spooning whereby two people lie side by side each body slightly curved in a semi-fetal position so they fit together like two puzzle pieces.

I was so cold last night and no one was home so I was goozing with my blow up doll, Gummy Gertrude.

by Sweet Nips April 1, 2009

Gonping

Having the urge to slap a cock as one is gooning and gooping.

Ryan: Hey where were you last night?

Bartholomew: I was busy Gonping with my buddy Norman last night at the Gonping club. Things got real zesty.

Ryan: Should of told me... I wanted to join

by Gonp Enjoery #1.2 July 1, 2023

gonning

To trick someone into believing that a non-existant word, exists.

We kept gonning Red, but she never caught on, even though she spent the night looking through the dictionary.

by j0ram March 31, 2004

gonfing

masturbating with a parrot

fancy a good gonfing later dave?

yes please matt

by johnny sidestep April 20, 2007