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You use the word golzi when you see someone with a REALLY BAD HAIRCUT!
You see someone in the street, their hair looks so bad you yell out GOLZI!
Golzi by Clara Raspberry Muffin October 24, 2020
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Use the word golzi when you see someone with a REALLY REALLY BAD HAIRCUT!
You see someone walking down the street and you realise thaey have the worst hair you’ve ever seen so you yell out GOLZI!
Golzi by Clara Raspberry Muffin October 24, 2020
The meaning of golzi is when you see someone with REALLY REALLY BAD HAIR/HAIRCUT!
You see someone down the street and you notice they have horrible hair then you yell out GOLZI!
Golzi by Clara Raspberry Muffin October 24, 2020
The meaning of Golzi is when you someone has HORRIBLE HAIR OR HAIRCUT!
When you see someone down the street and notice they have REALLY REALLY BAD HAIR you yell out GOLZI!
Golzi by Clara Raspberry Muffin October 24, 2020

Goldierocks  

Renowned energetic DJ, promoter, music journalist and notorious socialite from London, UK. Infamous for her very long blonde locks and bouncy live performances- resident indie/electro DJ at Ibiza Rocks, Ibiza and Razzmatazz, Barcelona. Tours extensively and parties very, very hard.
Goldierocks by Badel06 January 1, 2007

Godzillion 

A Godzillion is a number exceeding all other numbers.
I have a Godzillion things to do before the meeting!
Godzillion by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2016
A guy who plays COD alot, drinks an unholy amount of mountain dew and never runs out of Doritos. And is Illuminati.
Wow, look at that Gokzi.

That is a hell of a Gokzi.

Gokzi joined the lobby.
gokzi by Jackmadur1 August 26, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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