Gonzales 

Pretty much the baddest person on the planet. Inventor of such classics as CUMB and LQTM. Runs roughshod on all schmohawks he encounters. Will rough up a chick if she wants it and maybe accidently if she doesn't. Oh yeah, has a huge penis and very nice balls.

"Superman wishes he was Gonzales"

Gonzales by timogonzo August 27, 2011

Gonzales 

make haste. hurry the hell up. go faster.

Derived from the popular cartoon character.

A: when will you be here?
B: in an hour
A: get your gonzales on man I'm hungry

Gonzales by SPARTANGLORY April 2, 2010

Gonzales 

A city in Ascension Parish which is OBVIOUSLY in Louisiana. It is located near Baton Rouge, the capitol of Louisiana. Gonzales is the Jambalaya Capitol of the WORLD! It is about an hour away from New Orleans.
Population:

1970 4,512
1980 6,891
1990 7,003
1994 8,565
1999 8,648
2006 8,899
2007 9,633

Let's go to Gonzales.

Gonzales by XOXOMaddy December 27, 2008

Gonzales 

A person that can not hold down a job or refuses to work.

girl: Does Micah work?
boy: No, he will keep a job!
girl: He is so GONZALES!

Gonzales by Kegaan Ceriano February 6, 2010

gonzales muzzleloader 

being that Gonzales,TX is the birthplace of Texan freedom with the yelling of "come and take it"and the firing of a single cannon shot at the lowly mexicans, its only fitting that this oft-practiced sexual manuever be made known to the world.
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution

after johnny gave susy a "gonzales muzzleloader", that pecan broke several truck windows

gonzales muzzleloader by txnduckhntr January 2, 2012

gonzales CA 

small town in central california, mostley mexicans. most if not all the people that live in this town are lame. have no sence of style, just fallow most stupid trends and have no realy imagination,style,thoughts of ther own.all of the people there talk shit and then deny it, with the exception of a select few. there all homaphobic!

i live in gonzales CA, dont ask why

gonzales CA by michael monk January 17, 2009

gonzales penis

It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you

Oh god please no a Gonzales penis

gonzales penis by Gonzales knows November 15, 2020