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Those goniffs at the insurance company wanted to charge me an ADDITIONAL $275 every six months, because I got a job delivering pizzas.
goniff by cristobal October 17, 2003
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A deplorable term typically directed towards the Jewish community to imply that they are sneaky liars. This term is insanely offensive because it weaponized the Hebrew language.
"Yeah, man, did you hear those good-for-nothing goniff's run hollywood?"
"No, that's a very harmful stereotype!"
Goniff by oxfordactivist November 21, 2024
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A thief, a crook. An untrustworthy person, particularly one who steals outright or over-charges for merchandise.

(Hebrew & Yiddish: ganev, meaning thief)
Did you see what those gonifs at the new store are charging for t-shirts?
gonif by bluegrassfan February 1, 2005

goiffman 

To have sex with a Jew and then stuff pennies up into their rectum as they are about to come.
"Dude, I totally just goiffman'd Mrs. Goldberg."
goiffman by 4nnx0rz-exe February 27, 2007
A Hebrew/Yiddish word, often used (and spelled various ways) in English; particularly used in southern California. There is no exact English equivalent word; `operator' is maybe the closest. A gonif operates on the shadowy borders of illegality and/or impropriety, and gets away with it, and is not quite an outright crook. The word seems to combine proper moral disapproval with sneaking admiration. Reference: 'The Joys of Yiddish,' by Leo Rosten.
Seymour was an accomplished and clever gonif. He could con birds out of trees, and could figure out how to game any bureaucratic system within a few minutes.
gonif by Chuck Hastings June 29, 2003
When someone has smelly feet or ass.
gniff by Ida Lou Wickham December 4, 2004

America gonif 

"Damned clever, these Yankee goyim."
Al Sharpton's hair is REAL. America gonif!
America gonif by cornholio October 14, 2003
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