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to read shakespeare by your bedside, with only candle light to see by.

also meaning;someone who is very up themselves and enjoy mocking people whom does not read shakespeare
ROMEO ROMEO! oh darn, the candle went out.i shall go out to mock those who do not read shakespeare.HAR HAR HAR!i am such a gonoff.
gonoff by popyo May 12, 2007
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Jacob Goroff 

A fucking beast who gets good grades plays the clarinet and is good at soccer
Hey Jacob goroff how r u soo good at soccer
Jacob Goroff by Me beast November 21, 2019
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Those goniffs at the insurance company wanted to charge me an ADDITIONAL $275 every six months, because I got a job delivering pizzas.
goniff by cristobal October 17, 2003
When two buff persons of the same gender make eye contact at a beach or other public area, they are automatically bound by the law of the land to enter in a competition of flexing called simply a "gunoff".
Mark got challenged to a gunoff yesterday and lost... He's just not the same anymore.
Gunoff by Patnic May 13, 2010
A gunfight between two rival gangs; specifically located behind the 7-11 in Santa Ana.
I found out she was in a rival gang so I immediately stopped talking to her and planned a gunoff.
Gunoff by Not Patnic May 14, 2010

Gondoffilion

Describes where you are at the present moment

Your always in/at the gondoffilion
Let's get some music Rollin in this gondoffilion!
n: Gnoff
Any imperfection in a blunt

v: Gnoffing, Gnoffed
Fucking up on a blunt; the action of putting a gnoff in a blunt
n.
That blunt has a major gnoff in it.
Shit! That's gunna canoe like a mothfucker, its got a huge Gnoff in it

v.
Fuck you, Larry! You gnoffed the shit outta that blunt.
Don't give a blunt to a women to roll, or she'll Gnoff it.