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gonasyphaherpalAIDS 

The rare combination of the sexually transmitted diseases, Ghonoria, Syphalis, Herpes, and the ever popular AIDS. Also referred to as the jackpot, GhonasyphaherpalAIDS has become a growing problem in some urban populations. GhonasyphaherpalAIDS can be contracted at most social functions and has recently found a new home in the college populations of America. The best way to avoid contracting GonasyphaherpalAIDS is to practice abstinance.
I Really wanted to go home with that chick, but my boy told me that she had GonasyphaherpalAIDS, so i thought better about it.
gonasyphaherpalAIDS by Pappa Horace November 30, 2007

gonasyphaherpalaids 

having every std known to man, your mom might have this, an insult if used correctly
you have gonasyphaherpalaids you filthy whore im not paying for sex.

gonosyphaherpalaids

when having all four major STDs including Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, and AIDs
Dang! That cheerleader has gonosyphaherpalaids after banging that man-ho
gonosyphaherpalaids by Elwood24 August 29, 2012

gohnasyphaherpalaids 

What a person known for indulging in many sexual acts is said to have, meaning alot of STD's. While not an actual STD, it's an urban legend about an STD only carried by whores/ sluts/ prostitutes/ yersister/ barsluts.
Joe, "Hey man, did you hear about what that slut Betty did at the party Friday night?"
John, "Nope, I sure didn't."
Joe, "It turned into a fuckin 14 on 1 gangbang, man!"
John, "Well, holy mother fuckmeat, that whore must have gohnasyphaherpalaids by now!"

Ghonnacyphaherpalaids 

An STD consisting of ghonnorea, cyphilis, herpes, and AIDS.
Don't fuck that bitch cause she got Ghonnacyphaherpalaids.

gonasyphaherpalAIDS 

A combination of every sexually transmitted disease you can get.
After coming out of Brazil's Centauros cathouse, covered in the bordello's bedsheet, it was determined Justin Bieber had contracted gonasyphaherpalAIDS.
gonasyphaherpalAIDS by G-Wozzle November 5, 2013
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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