Yo brother, my long distance girlfriend Licky G cheated on me. I caught her red-handed. She keeps trying to get back together. A month and a half later, she’s still telling me she loves me.
But she only calls in the morning because she’s in bed with another man every night. She’s Gorlick’ing me.
I’ve been getting Gorlick’d for a month and a half. Have the balls to let me go. Say the words, I don’t need to keep wondering.
But she only calls in the morning because she’s in bed with another man every night. She’s Gorlick’ing me.
I’ve been getting Gorlick’d for a month and a half. Have the balls to let me go. Say the words, I don’t need to keep wondering.
by Texas Hook 'Em March 31, 2025
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