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Gorlick’d 

Moving on with another man, but not having the balls to let go of the old one.
Yo brother, my long distance girlfriend Licky G cheated on me. I caught her red-handed. She keeps trying to get back together. A month and a half later, she’s still telling me she loves me.

But she only calls in the morning because she’s in bed with another man every night. She’s Gorlick’ing me.

I’ve been getting Gorlick’d for a month and a half. Have the balls to let me go. Say the words, I don’t need to keep wondering.
Gorlick’d by Texas Hook 'Em March 31, 2025
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Gorlock The Destroyer 

A fat fucking bitch. Morbidly obese that thinks that they're beautiful.
Fat girl says i can pull anyone, You say Shut up Gorlock. or while talking about them "Ugh i hate gorlock the destroyer.
Gorlock The Destroyer by Big ah D September 19, 2023

Gorlock the destroyer 

Big chunky fat fugly woman
with the biggest ego bigger than will smith

they also think they can pull any man in the world making them delusional
Gorlock the destroyer: I can pull any boy you John are a ugly boy.
John: you can only pull a glazed double chunk chocolate .