goldwit

A fuckwit from the Gold Coast (Australia) that frequents music festivals, doesn't own a t-shirt or any upper body covering what-so-ever and is generally high on a combination of steroids and cocaine.

"I'm sick of all these goldwits ruining music festivals"

"Man see that Gold Coast fuckwit hassling that chick.. what a goldwit"

goldwit by Jfish Snow Cobra January 17, 2009

Godwit 

I don't know to be honest , ronaldo put it on his post and we are

I'm the godwit 🙏🤣

Godwit by Godwit March 13, 2022

goldite 

Someone who fancies himself an intellectual, but is, in fact, a retard.

Goldite: "As Socrates said, 'you must look within yourself to discover your true intellectual passion.'"

Person B: "you're such a goldite..."

goldite by You know who it is..... June 19, 2014

godwit 

A fuckwit of the highest order.

When watching a politician holding a press release to announce the latest lockdown restrictions due to their inability to respond appropriately to a Delta outbreak (esp. in Sydney, Australia)…
“You fucking out-of-touch Godwit!”

When experiencing road rage:
“Godwit!!!” 🖕🏿

When people protest mask-wearing during a global pandemic but are silent on new surveillance laws that took a day to be approved:
“These godwits insist on voting them in- what do they expect?”

godwit by Musenpakenten August 31, 2021

Goldwing Benefits 

Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching girls out of the window and not talking to them.

Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.

Goldwing Benefits by Brain🧠 July 8, 2021

Goldwaterpilled 

When you find out Barry Goldwater was a lifetime member of the NAACP

Barry Goldwater was a lifetime member of the NAACP and started the Arizona chapter?? Wtf I’m Goldwaterpilled

Goldwaterpilled by FamousPoet December 23, 2020

Goldwing 

Goldwing is a metaphor for a young woman who is non-traumatised, and non-exploited within society.

A goldwing angel

Goldwing by ausrias September 5, 2023