A fuckwit from the Gold Coast (Australia) that frequents music festivals, doesn't own a t-shirt or any upper body covering what-so-ever and is generally high on a combination of steroids and cocaine.
"I'm sick of all these goldwits ruining music festivals"
"Man see that Gold Coast fuckwit hassling that chick.. what a goldwit"
"Man see that Gold Coast fuckwit hassling that chick.. what a goldwit"
by Jfish Snow Cobra January 17, 2009
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Goldite: "As Socrates said, 'you must look within yourself to discover your true intellectual passion.'"
Person B: "you're such a goldite..."
Person B: "you're such a goldite..."
by You know who it is..... June 19, 2014
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“You fucking out-of-touch Godwit!”
When experiencing road rage:
“Godwit!!!” 🖕🏿
When people protest mask-wearing during a global pandemic but are silent on new surveillance laws that took a day to be approved:
“These godwits insist on voting them in- what do they expect?”
“You fucking out-of-touch Godwit!”
When experiencing road rage:
“Godwit!!!” 🖕🏿
When people protest mask-wearing during a global pandemic but are silent on new surveillance laws that took a day to be approved:
“These godwits insist on voting them in- what do they expect?”
by Musenpakenten August 31, 2021
Get the godwit mug.Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching girls out of the window and not talking to them.
Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.
by Brain🧠 July 8, 2021
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by FamousPoet December 23, 2020
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