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GohKaiLian 

A bottom-feeding parasitic sea mollusc, which is able to adhere to other living things, esp. those in close contact with it, and suck their soul and good karma out, slowly yet surely. Victims are usually aware of their presence by a sharp stench, a prominent attribute of GohKaiLians, emmited through air pores on their skin surface.

A GohKaiLian resembles a hybrid between a defective slug and a thick wad of body hair. The only known action to be taken against attacks from such vile pests is one that is distasteful but efficient. When you realise that your soul is being endangered by them, your immediate reflex would be to take hold of both cheeks of their butts and just rip them apart.

Alternatively, they could be squashed and blended into a vile tasting sort of juice that only fatpees and tthews enjoy for they believe it in its great powers of corruption.
'Go forth and eradicate GohKaiLianism' yells one anti-goh to another.
GohKaiLian by anti-goh August 15, 2006
Related Words
goika Gokay Gopika Goik gorka Goukai gikas godka Goiás goiker
Gokalp is the best person you'll ever met. He's kind, very good looking, funny and caring! He makes you feel like you are the luckiest girl on earth. He is very romantic and very intelligent and he knows how to have fun very well. And above all, he is amazing at bed!
Man, Gökalp is the best person you'll ever met.
gökalp by cennokus March 21, 2020

Gookachu 

A chinese man, pokemon, and pikatchu mix with powers of chopsticks.
Did you see that gookachu? His chopsticks attacks were fast as lightning.
Gookachu by Lynchy803 March 29, 2011

gookanese 

The he started yelling in Gookanese.
gookanese by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008
An interjection used to express pain, boredom, or indifference.
Kyle: Wake up. We gotta edit the movie.
Pierce: Ugh... goik.
Tommy: Goik.
Goik by Piercey13 January 9, 2011
1. A cow herdress of Krishna; also friend or lover of Krishna.
2. The most beautiful, brilliant Malu girl west of Kerala. Be careful when observing- dazzling glow may cause damage to the cornea.
Damn... that chick wishes she were Gopika.
Gopika by QuietMuffin April 26, 2005