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someone who is so chronically dull that they eventually bore themselves to death
Who is that Goik?
That's Simon, he's so dull he will bore himself to death.
Goik by Baxclarrtay November 21, 2011
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Goik • goiker • Goiky • goika • goike • Goiky Canal
A sad loser who has beans on their shirt and doesn't have a porn pass
Simon didn't have his porn pass and there were beans on his shirt. What a goik
Goik by Wrathful_Voyager April 19, 2019
A Idiotic, Foolish, Freakishly weird man/ Women
Goik by Democracy April 17, 2020
Goiky is the region in which the 1st, 2nd, part of the 4th and 5th series of the object show BFDI is hosted
Announcer- the first contest is to build a boat, get in it and row it across the Goiky Canal
Goiky by Jacknjellify July 30, 2023
1. A slang word used to describe an individual who thrives on creating or intensifying drama within a group.

-Can also be used as a verb -> goik, goiking, goiked

2. Can also mean "jacked up". (goik)
1. After not being invited to the theatre Saturday evening, Cathy was acting as a goiker by double-crossing her friends who did not invite her, spreading gossip and lies.

Cathy was goiking for the rest of the week.

2. Matilda was goiked last night at the club.

-OR-

Felicia was upset at the restaurant when they were out of french vanilla cappuccino. She explained, "Stupid b*tch, I want my cappuccino. This is f*ing goik!"
goiker by Tim M July 23, 2008
Goike is that one guy who wants to be cool, but never could
Bro, look at goike over there, he looks like a twig
goike by Dreamoth November 2, 2017
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