goatwaite 

The name given lovingly by fans of FC Barcelona to their legendary player , Martin Braithwaite. He is one of the richest and most humble players to ever play for the club. Some say , R9 is scared of his abilities

Goatwaite scores a wonderful hatrick! Barcelona 3-0 R.Madrid !

goatwaite by mikewoz July 12, 2021

Goatware 

1. Software that eats (chews) up more than the usual allocated amount of system memory, sometimes bringing the whole system to a grinding halt.

1. "This software is goatware!"

2. "sharepoint is goatware on my server, eh!"

Goatware by zeus0r October 7, 2012

Lord GOATwaithe 

Noun:
Greatest that the world has ever seen.

Verb:
1. Ability to change the landscape of a match to portrait.
2. An act in football wherein a player scores a Hat-Trick within the last minute of a match to win it.

Comparisons: NOBODY
Antonyms: LengLOL
Synonyms: La Pulga, El Pistolero, El Tiburón

1. Lord GOATwaithe is Aladeen.
2. Only once has a Lord GOATwaithe been done, even that was in Sunday League.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, Lord GOATwaithe is way too good to say SIUUUU.

Lord GOATwaithe by Scam de Futanari Connoisseur February 3, 2021

goatnailer 

A disgustingly perverted man who finds the act of pleasuring unsuspecting goats quite appealing. Can often be found in petting zoos after hours.

Look at that goatnailer over there - I wish there were a law against that kind of thing.

goatnailer by Not a Goatnailer May 3, 2003

Goattailed

the state of being pursued by an annoying drunk acquaintance who wants to keep talking and drinking with you while you are already in a goatfuck

I was fighting the goatfuck so hard but that guy just goattailed me until I turned in.

Goattailed by Shiftylifty January 24, 2018

GOATdate

Going on a virtual date with someone you met online. In the context of online dating, this is the GOATdate (Greatest Of All Time date) because no amount of messaging can beat meeting your match Face to Face, first.

The term originated from the Video-First Dating App, GOATdate. GOATdate is said to give users the most secure & comfortable Video Dating experience while eliminating common online dating frustrations like cat-fishing, endless texting, and wasted time/energy/money on in-person meetings only to find out you don't have chemistry. After matching, users GOATdate (in-app video date with a 5 minute time limit) first, and have the option to chat once there is known chemistry established in the initial GOATdate.

I just went on a GOATdate with Jake.

I am going to try GOATdating her later... wish me luck!

He looked OK in his pictures, but when we GOATdated I found out he was soooo funny and way cuter and now we are going on a date tomorrow night!! Never been more excited to meet with a guy I met online!!

She was cute but sadly we went on a GOATdate and we did not have any real chemistry... thank goodness it was only 5 minutes and I didn't have to sit through an awkward dinner date or spend any time messaging back and forth.

GOATdate by thedatingexpert April 24, 2020

Goatgate 

Another word for mouth but used as a insult to imply that the person chats a lot of shit

sophie: Im not a idiot
Bob: Shut your Goatgate

Goatgate by mi-shakeman September 18, 2009