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Going on a virtual date with someone you met online. In the context of online dating, this is the GOATdate (Greatest Of All Time date) because no amount of messaging can beat meeting your match Face to Face, first.

The term originated from the Video-First Dating App, GOATdate. GOATdate is said to give users the most secure & comfortable Video Dating experience while eliminating common online dating frustrations like cat-fishing, endless texting, and wasted time/energy/money on in-person meetings only to find out you don't have chemistry. After matching, users GOATdate (in-app video date with a 5 minute time limit) first, and have the option to chat once there is known chemistry established in the initial GOATdate.
I just went on a GOATdate with Jake.

I am going to try GOATdating her later... wish me luck!

He looked OK in his pictures, but when we GOATdated I found out he was soooo funny and way cuter and now we are going on a date tomorrow night!! Never been more excited to meet with a guy I met online!!

She was cute but sadly we went on a GOATdate and we did not have any real chemistry... thank goodness it was only 5 minutes and I didn't have to sit through an awkward dinner date or spend any time messaging back and forth.
GOATdate by thedatingexpert April 24, 2020
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Goatgate 

Another word for mouth but used as a insult to imply that the person chats a lot of shit
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Bob: Shut your Goatgate
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The water the GOAT drinks, something that is exceptionally good. Juxtaposition with "dogwater."
Wow, that FKA Twigs concert was goatwater.
Goatwater by smugtalker September 7, 2026
The water the GOAT drinks, something exceptionally good. Opposite of "dogwater"
wow, that FKA twigs concert was goatwater bro.
Goatwater by smugtalker September 7, 2026
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