Goatgate
Goatgate by mi-shakeman September 18, 2009
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GOATdate
Going on a virtual date with someone you met online. In the context of online dating, this is the GOATdate (Greatest Of All Time date) because no amount of messaging can beat meeting your match Face to Face, first.
The term originated from the Video-First Dating App, GOATdate. GOATdate is said to give users the most secure & comfortable Video Dating experience while eliminating common online dating frustrations like cat-fishing, endless texting, and wasted time/energy/money on in-person meetings only to find out you don't have chemistry. After matching, users GOATdate (in-app video date with a 5 minute time limit) first, and have the option to chat once there is known chemistry established in the initial GOATdate.
The term originated from the Video-First Dating App, GOATdate. GOATdate is said to give users the most secure & comfortable Video Dating experience while eliminating common online dating frustrations like cat-fishing, endless texting, and wasted time/energy/money on in-person meetings only to find out you don't have chemistry. After matching, users GOATdate (in-app video date with a 5 minute time limit) first, and have the option to chat once there is known chemistry established in the initial GOATdate.
I just went on a GOATdate with Jake.
I am going to try GOATdating her later... wish me luck!
He looked OK in his pictures, but when we GOATdated I found out he was soooo funny and way cuter and now we are going on a date tomorrow night!! Never been more excited to meet with a guy I met online!!
She was cute but sadly we went on a GOATdate and we did not have any real chemistry... thank goodness it was only 5 minutes and I didn't have to sit through an awkward dinner date or spend any time messaging back and forth.
I am going to try GOATdating her later... wish me luck!
He looked OK in his pictures, but when we GOATdated I found out he was soooo funny and way cuter and now we are going on a date tomorrow night!! Never been more excited to meet with a guy I met online!!
She was cute but sadly we went on a GOATdate and we did not have any real chemistry... thank goodness it was only 5 minutes and I didn't have to sit through an awkward dinner date or spend any time messaging back and forth.
GOATdate by thedatingexpert April 24, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026