goatnailer

A disgustingly perverted man who finds the act of pleasuring unsuspecting goats quite appealing. Can often be found in petting zoos after hours.

Look at that goatnailer over there - I wish there were a law against that kind of thing.

by Not a Goatnailer May 3, 2003

goatnapper

To illegaly steal some sort of sheep off of a farm, without anyone looking. Signs of this happening is usually some guy standing on his porch with a shotgun, looking for his fucking animals.

I once met this goatnapper, and he used my animals to pleasure his peepee

by jesus christ May 13, 2005

Goattailed

the state of being pursued by an annoying drunk acquaintance who wants to keep talking and drinking with you while you are already in a goatfuck

I was fighting the goatfuck so hard but that guy just goattailed me until I turned in.

by Shiftylifty January 24, 2018

GoTrailer

A very special little trailer that everyone's favorite GoLagger and Crappy Computer guy lives in! It's none other than....Guko! Everyones favorite Lagger.

"I saw some little kids kick over Guko's Trailer today XD"

"Guko gets to live behind a diner because he's too poor to afford real food! XD"

"Guko lagged out because someone tipped over his trailer again =/"

by Guko October 20, 2003

Goatniter

When you play a shit Ton of Fortnite and also raise goats

Buckets is one hell of a goatniter.

by T-judge March 20, 2025