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swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion 

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.
It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

Hairy Goat Balls 

Goat Testicles that are hairy, squishy, and delicious.
Melvin John ate some hairy goat balls on a stick.
Hairy Goat Balls by samyooell March 20, 2011

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

deep fried goat balls 

goat balls that have been deep fried in a deep fryer
"Hey, can you get some deep fried goat balls from the deep fryer?"

goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.
"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert
goat ball licker by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009

Goatball 

when you are so high you can't spell football
"oh yeah, i love goatball, oh fuck no i mean football my bad."
Goatball by Karrol Schmooter June 18, 2008