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swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion 

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.
It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

Hairy Goat Balls 

Goat Testicles that are hairy, squishy, and delicious.
Melvin John ate some hairy goat balls on a stick.
Hairy Goat Balls by samyooell March 20, 2011

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day
December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

deep fried goat balls 

goat balls that have been deep fried in a deep fryer
"Hey, can you get some deep fried goat balls from the deep fryer?"

goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.
"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert
goat ball licker by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009

Goatball 

when you are so high you can't spell football
"oh yeah, i love goatball, oh fuck no i mean football my bad."
Goatball by Karrol Schmooter June 18, 2008
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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