Goatball 

when you are so high you can't spell football

"oh yeah, i love goatball, oh fuck no i mean football my bad."

Goatball by Karrol Schmooter June 18, 2008

goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.

"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert

goat ball licker by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009

Gootball 

when you think you’re really good. And you’re just alright but kind of not that great.

Jake actually play gootball not football

Gootball by JB1549 October 25, 2017