Goalpost

when a girl fingers herself in pussy and ass, with index finger and ring finger, resembles a goalpost

Goalpost by Blunt Man October 30, 2003

Goalpost Shifter 

The worst type of Nintendo bootlicker who defends their multi-million dollar company when :
1. There's a criticism of Nintendo when they shut down fan stuff borrowing their IPs.
2. There's a criticism from fanboys of rival consoles.
3. They lose an argument, some of them start mocking their colloquist at this point.

Here we go there's a Goalpost Shifter under a Twitter post criticising Nintendo shutting down Youtubers who upload their OSTs.

Goalpost Shifter by Shiine-1 February 2, 2022

moving the goalposts

The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.

When Jake was close to finishing his training, his supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the deadline. Jake didn't pass.

moving the goalposts by thejimler May 5, 2015

Goatposting 

a general bad act of lying by the user heyy lil gaot in Meiya's community

Goat: Chat i will not go to bed.

Goat a few minutes later: sorry Chat i lied.

all the other: damn he is Goatposting again

Goatposting by Saturi_727 September 10, 2023

Goal Post 

A girl who constantly is sleeping around with people. Known as a goalpost because her legs are always up in the air.

Dude 1: "Do you think she is a virgin?"

Dude 2: "No dude, she's such a goal post. The whole football team has slept with her!"

Goal Post by smokeybear9000 February 22, 2011

gammon goalposts 

a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia.

I kicked my purple football straight between her gammon goal posts!

gammon goalposts by darren hanson April 27, 2004

moving the goalposts

A fancy way of saying sabotage of what somebody is trying to get done, fucking with someone's life.

The dork would always start moving the goalposts whenever she started to get eaten alive at the game she created.

moving the goalposts by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021