A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the
Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting
Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of
people.
Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to
work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script,
retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if
people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.