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(noun, pl. goojax) The very last drop left in the bottom of a glass or other beverage vessel that is impossible to drink no matter how hard you try.

Exemplary goojax include:

-the ones at the bottom of soda/beer cans that you have to tip your head backwards in order to drink.
-the ones that make all the noise when you try to drink them through a straw.
-the ones in the bottom of last night's shot glasses that manage to get all over the outside of the shot glass and make it stick to the table when they dry.
"Dude, get me another beer, I'm down to the goojax!"
"You know what sucks? When you're trying to drink the goojax and all the ice falls on your face!"
Goojax by rattle_snark October 19, 2009
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A guy who would rather cum inside of a tin can that spiel with the homies…
That goojer hasn’t played Xbox with us in months.
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God damn, my gooj sure is itchy this afternoon!
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Goojybooboo 

What you are. You are a goojybooboo.

Also, something very cute that you don't have words to describe it.
- Who's a goojybooboo? You're a goojybooboo.
Goojybooboo by ixazt November 17, 2019
The opposite of a chote. A dick that's really long, but has the girth of a pencil.
Gerald had a gooj. It as awesome, but it sucked.
Gooj by Sonz June 17, 2013

gooji gaji

that cat is gooji gagi!
gooji gaji by monica December 31, 2003
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