Definitions by ihavaPhDinwhoring

Tekeisha

The girl that obsessively, and compulsively, steals boyfriends, hubbies, best friends, and fiancés.

Line from 'Bashment Granny' (a Jamaican play); "You is a wicked dumb gal; yah tek de gal man and now fix up her place...mek up yah mind....helpah or Tekeisha (Takiesha)...come"

Tekeisha by ihavaPhDinwhoring August 24, 2009

go OJ 

When a bitch gets on your nerves, until you want to kill her the way OJ Simpson did it.

Dude, she just cursed my girlfriend....I'm about to go OJ on that bitch...

go OJ by ihavaPhDinwhoring August 4, 2009

white christmas

This is when one has a Christmas party, and one snorts alot of cocaine, along with one's friends (and family). Usually as much cocaine for you to consider yourself lucky to be alive and functioning a week after.

Male1: Dude, that Christmas party was off the hook!
Male2: What happened?
Male1: It was a white christmas, you know....

white christmas by ihavaPhDinwhoring July 13, 2009