Gooj

The opposite of a chote. A dick that's really long, but has the girth of a pencil.

Gerald had a gooj. It as awesome, but it sucked.

by Sonz June 17, 2013

Gooj

Originally a contracted form of "gay Jew", it has now become more of a direct insult.

Also used as a term of endearment.

I can't believe Bob did that to Philip.

Yeah, he's such a gooj.

by Bo Brasher May 29, 2007

gooj

the female vagina

God damn, my gooj sure is itchy this afternoon!

by Goojface April 17, 2006

Gooje

An involuntary act of spewing word vomit from the anus while not taking into consideration the unfortunate illegal act he is commiting.

Also a robust flatulent individual known for consuming mass quantities of used condoms up his rectum. He enjoys this act.

WOW. that guy really knows how to gooje. fuck that.

OMG HES GOOJING! LOOK AWAY! lolz

by LWIZZLE January 17, 2008

gooj

to ejaculate, cream, splooge, or secrete semen from the male sex organ, AKA the penis.

When the young lad saw up the girls short skirt, he goojed his pants.

by knicky May 2, 2004

Goojing

When you hold an ice cream cone while tickling someone's asshole until they defecate onto the cone, and you eat it.

Dude, me and Sarah tried goojing for the first time last night! It was awesome!

by Gleeroy April 15, 2011

Gooj

Good job

Person 1 - "I made a murder room in Minecraft."

Person 2 - "Gooj."

by Big Hazard March 31, 2021