The opposite of a chote. A dick that's really long, but has the girth of a pencil.
Gerald had a gooj. It as awesome, but it sucked.
by Sonz June 17, 2013
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When a bitch gets on your nerves, until you want to kill her the way OJ Simpson did it.
Dude, she just cursed my girlfriend....I'm about to go OJ on that bitch...
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to ejaculate, cream, splooge, or secrete semen from the male sex organ, AKA the penis.
When the young lad saw up the girls short skirt, he goojed his pants.
by knicky May 02, 2004
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Originally a contracted form of "gay Jew", it has now become more of a direct insult.

Also used as a term of endearment.
I can't believe Bob did that to Philip.

Yeah, he's such a gooj.
by Bo Brasher May 13, 2007
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