Urban Dictionary: gooj

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God damn, my gooj sure is itchy this afternoon!

by Goojface March 15, 2006

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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

The opposite of a chote. A dick that's really long, but has the girth of a pencil.

Gerald had a gooj. It as awesome, but it sucked.

by Sonz June 17, 2013

When a bitch gets on your nerves, until you want to kill her the way OJ Simpson did it.

Dude, she just cursed my girlfriend....I'm about to go OJ on that bitch...

by ihavaPhDinwhoring August 04, 2009

to ejaculate, cream, splooge, or secrete semen from the male sex organ, AKA the penis.

When the young lad saw up the girls short skirt, he goojed his pants.

by knicky May 02, 2004

Originally a contracted form of "gay Jew", it has now become more of a direct insult.

Also used as a term of endearment.

I can't believe Bob did that to Philip.

Yeah, he's such a gooj.

by Bo Brasher May 13, 2007

Person 1 - "I made a murder room in Minecraft."

Person 2 - "Gooj."

by Big Hazard March 31, 2021