gooj

the female vagina

God damn, my gooj sure is itchy this afternoon!

gooj by Goojface April 17, 2006

Gooj

The opposite of a chote. A dick that's really long, but has the girth of a pencil.

Gerald had a gooj. It as awesome, but it sucked.

Gooj by Sonz June 17, 2013

gooj

to ejaculate, cream, splooge, or secrete semen from the male sex organ, AKA the penis.

When the young lad saw up the girls short skirt, he goojed his pants.

gooj by knicky May 2, 2004

Gooj

Originally a contracted form of "gay Jew", it has now become more of a direct insult.

Also used as a term of endearment.

I can't believe Bob did that to Philip.

Yeah, he's such a gooj.

Gooj by Bo Brasher May 29, 2007

Gooj

Good job

Person 1 - "I made a murder room in Minecraft."

Person 2 - "Gooj."

Gooj by Big Hazard March 31, 2021

Goojax

(noun, pl. goojax) The very last drop left in the bottom of a glass or other beverage vessel that is impossible to drink no matter how hard you try.

Exemplary goojax include:

-the ones at the bottom of soda/beer cans that you have to tip your head backwards in order to drink.
-the ones that make all the noise when you try to drink them through a straw.
-the ones in the bottom of last night's shot glasses that manage to get all over the outside of the shot glass and make it stick to the table when they dry.

"Dude, get me another beer, I'm down to the goojax!"
"You know what sucks? When you're trying to drink the goojax and all the ice falls on your face!"

Goojax by rattle_snark October 19, 2009

goojer 

A guy who would rather cum inside of a tin can that spiel with the homies…

That goojer hasn’t played Xbox with us in months.

goojer by Graggus December 13, 2021